The scene: The elevator currently moving downward approx. 30 floors.

Bossman: It’s been a while since we’ve had an earthquake. Hasn’t it?

T: Um. Is now really the time to mention this!?!

Bossman: Yeah,  I guess an elevator wouldn’t be an ideal place to have the happen. But when is earthquake season?

T: I don’t think plate tectonics work that way…