Setting: The Living Room

Time: Last Night

Scene: T emerges from the kitchen with a graham cracker.

M: Hey, can I have one?

T: This is the last one.

M: Wait, what?

T: This is the last cracker.

M: You ate the entire box? Without me getting one?

T: *Looks Guilty*

M: But…but…that one box cost $10.50!!!! (an import good bought at the special expat store in the special expat neighborhood I hate going to, but that is a different story) and I didn’t get a single cracker?

T: *Breaks half the cracker off* well, here is $.25 worth?

- Gizmo jumps into M’s lap and promptly swipes half of her half a cracker-

T: um…well, now it’s about $.10 worth.